Tiny persons that use a lot of hyperboles when trying to speak. They live under big rocks in the forest and are known for stealing and smoking other people's cigarettes.
'Don't step on that rock, Felix is home right now'
'Dude, I got Felixed out of half a pack of cigarettes last night'
'Dude, I got Felixed out of half a pack of cigarettes last night'
by Freddy3 August 10, 2006
A guy who seems innocent, caring and amazing at minecraft on the outside but is secretly a sexual deviant.
Person 1: My boyfriend is the sweetest guy in the world and he has the best Minecraft skins. He even has a talent for tying ropes.
Person 2: He could be a Felix!
Person 2: He could be a Felix!
by MinecraftPro1234 April 18, 2020
A dude that has the most loveable personality with a fake tik tok account that no one will ever find. Did i mention that is the king of "winning" uno. Shall i also mention that he killed the IN comeback!
by clonwy_stay_Maya September 24, 2020
Most likely a very big brain man, usually has a successful career. According to the web, Some Felixes have very nice italian wives. Also a very nice man with a friend named joe.
by JnnnnnOnnnnEnnnnMnnnAnnnMnnnnA October 08, 2019
A fat guy, without the balls to work on or leave his marriage, so he adopts dogs and takes on a lover.
by Bad Kat February 25, 2018
Felix: so wyd for Christmas
Emma: I'm Jewish
Felix: no you're not
Emma: um.. But I am
Felix: are you really?
Emma: I'm Jewish
Felix: no you're not
Emma: um.. But I am
Felix: are you really?
by Felix Jewish convince February 24, 2016