Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.

The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner

by LaurdaT January 18, 2015

Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang

Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"

by empresshearts June 3, 2016

Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

freezing

freezing is when someone begins to become a snowflake

1. why are you freezing? you look stupid doing it-

by aa.. April 9, 2021

Freezing ass German

A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.

“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”

by Le foggy fag May 15, 2021