febreezy

the act of sucking on a man's dick until ejactulation, wherein the receiving individual sneezes the semen into seperated portions of semen

"Dude, Dan gave me such awesome head, but it all changed when he let out a huge febreezy on August."

by John Twinkletits March 19, 2008

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

febreze

to take a quick shower

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!

by nathan August 10, 2004

Febremegate

The act of fumigating with multiple cans of Febreze.

"Dude, last night we stayed at the cheap motel on highway 40. The rooms smelled like Michael Moore had ordered Taco Bell there the night before. We did everyone a favor and febremegated that place!"

by Jack Hopkins February 13, 2008

febray

a pelican monster who eats giant protein bars

omg that febray is destroying new york city

by KOOKOOKACHOOkie October 22, 2008

febreze

To keep it fresh, usually used during a goodbye

Person: ight, Ima bout to leave
You: Keep it febreze

by Only Mikey Olivera on myspace March 22, 2008

febreeze?

a fabric freshener/ household cleaner. now a slang word used as a substitute for the phrase "for real?". usually follows an interesting, previously unknown, or unbelievable statement.

:"yo, cuh, i just saw tupac up in that burger king we just passed!"

:"FEBREEZE? i knew he was still alive!"

by ricky kendall April 14, 2007