second fiddle

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

by Light Joker August 16, 2005

dick fiddler

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

Finger Fiddle

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.

by -Kley- February 21, 2009

Jimmy Fiddle

Jimmy Fiddle

An alternate, and slightly more pleasant, way of referring to masturbation

Rippee: Come on, it's time
Deano: 10mins
Rippee: Going for a Jimmy Fiddle?
Deano: Aye

I could do with a Jimmy Fiddle like...

by rzhhhh May 6, 2011

fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

Fiddleyfuck

Like fiddlesticks, but badass.

Oh, fiddleyfuck -- my curtain is on fire!

by Monkeybuttlove October 20, 2010

Fuddle Buddy

A combination of a cuddle buddy and a fuck buddy -> a fuddle buddy

Someone that you occasionally have sex and cuddle with, no strings attached.

I am going over to Joe's house for the night, he is my fuddle buddy

by Carling Johnson January 27, 2012