shit-faced booking

The act of posting, messaging, uploading, mobile uploading etc... on ones social networking site when one is butt ass hammered and regretting it in the morning.

Katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting shit on her laptop... Apparently she was shit-faced booking again last night.

by zigler March 17, 2010

resting shit face

When a person always has a face like they are taking a shit. Much like resting bitch face.

He have you seen her pictures on Instagram? she has resting shit face in all of them.

by Rywa July 26, 2019

Shit-Faced-Faggot

The combonation of 'shit-faced-faggot' In the Spoof comedy of the Batman series. Two face stars as Shit-Faced-Faggot.

"Dude, did you see, Batman, return of the Thing?"

"Nah, but I heard about that Shit-Faced-Faggot character, apparently he's a gay queer fuck that enjoys shit being taken on his face??"

"Exacta!"

by Word Seeker of LOVE October 14, 2013

Shit-faced Shades

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on

Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....

by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

slick shit face

the face one makes when a turd is unusualy slick and comes out slow and steady.

man i just took a crap it was so smooth i had to hit a slick shit face

by project patty cakes February 15, 2007

shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

Shit-Faced Saturday

The term used at colleges for getting drunk on Saturdays.

thirsty thursday sober sunday

"Hey Man, it's shit-faced Saturday. Have a beer"

by natemancool July 16, 2009