Fried

Incapacitated mental state where brain cells are lost

Brenda is so fried

Fried by Xxxhokas May 31, 2024

fried the wrench 

if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome

Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night

Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench

fried the wrench by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Fried pickles 

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.

When will my fried pickles be here?

Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

Fried Tomatoes Frequently 

A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck

A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!

B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.

Fried Tomatoes Frequently by Caravaner March 10, 2009

Fried Pies 

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

Fried Pies by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009