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Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.
Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!
by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011
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Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009
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Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.
Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.
by DocHuskie April 10, 2008
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Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012
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Household Felony

Household Felony was an online ARG highly inspired by another ARG under the title of "Petscop"

the series focuses on our protagonist, Richard as he explores the strange game discovered by his friend Lyman and uncovering the secrets behind it.

After Episode 2, he realizes that the game is actually about him the entire time. This makes him dig even further.

In Household Funeral, a reference to Space Funeral, he goes on to discover a character named Benny and from what Richard says when meeting Benny, we can assume that Richard and Benny are enemies that are also friends/family.

In an unarchived episode, Episode 12 (i think?)
Richard has restarted the game to discover a secret area with weird mspaint guys scattered throughout the map. however one of them is quote "fuzzy lookin" and when Richard interacts with this one, the game crashes and Richard goes deaf.

about 3 months later however, the entire channel was privated. Nobody knows why and the creator Mira won't speak the fuck up about it so we're kinda left in the dark.
"I just finished Household Felony, Petscop is better though"
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024
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Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos
User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter
User 1: “stfu”
by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024
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friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016
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