by Hugh G. Rekshon June 16, 2011
Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
by Bored Law Student October 08, 2008
The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.
by DocHuskie March 14, 2008
Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 02, 2012
by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024
Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
by A Human Crow December 11, 2020
A crime that is usually related to violence and is more serious that misdemeanor and usually gets you in jail to 1 year to up to your hole live in jail
by Blassinn July 24, 2022