eyeball juice

when your eyeball is wet
taste --> salty
can be black sometimes #emo
* Wanna drink my eyeball juice?
- idk bro wtf is eyeballjuice?
* brooooo you dont know what eyeballjuice is? (shocked face emoji) loser! (middle finger emoji) just drink the liquid!

-lemme drink ( drinks the eyeballjuice wetness shit)
*and?
- brooooooooooooooo... your eyeballjuice wetness is so good mmmm! can i buy your eyeball? pweaseeeeeeeeeee (that begging to be railed emoji)
* broooooo you can have it for free. (takes eyeball out of his head and gives it to him)
-thnx broooooooooooo
*np brooooooooooo
by azertyuiopmlkjhgfdfgbn,n June 17, 2021
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African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes
Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing
by shadowhat June 14, 2018
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Squirt eyeball

I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball
Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye
by Dilly deli February 03, 2020
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eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 08, 2008
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eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.
I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.
by Doctor Miller March 25, 2018
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hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.
"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."
by v. summer February 08, 2023
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Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.
I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.
by Metzgie June 30, 2019
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