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slutty exchange rate

A conversion rate between goods or services and sex acts that implies the person making the exchange is a slut.
If you buy this girl one beer, you're guaranteed a blow job; that is a slutty exchange rate.
by Dirty Robot Translator January 12, 2012
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Birkenstock Exchange

The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"
Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.

Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?
by MindGrapes September 4, 2016
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Stack exchange

A horribly toxic website where rather than getting an answer your question will be picked over and torn apart on every level by pretentious and petty users and mods intent on nothing but boosting their own pseudo -intellectual reputations.
"I have a question about this topic, should I post it on Stack Exchange?"
"Hahahahaha! Why bother? "
by Tiger1111 November 16, 2022
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Male to Male Exchange

The act of bumming. First used in apartment J3, the word was coined by by El Jefe Suave. Usually, especially if used by Tony, the word is accompanied by a particularly soft gesture; the touching of the tips of the index fingers, and pulling a queer face (again, mainly Tony).
"Tony, you're not going to spend another night going hard in the male to male exchange stakes? Again?"
"We caught Dylan and Robert red-handed in their room, engaging in some extreme male to male exchange!"
"I heard that Old Man Joan River isn't sleeping in his room all day as previously suspected. He's sneaking Tommy in for some M2MX!"
by J3Insider November 3, 2011
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midair passenger exchange

Seen on blogs, this is grim air-traffic-controller speak for a head-on collision. Midair passenger exchanges are quickly followed by "aluminum rain".
Controller 1: Man, THAT was a close call!
Controller 2: Yeah - we almost had a midair passenger exchange!
by JRob January 1, 2012
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Jerusalem Gift Exchange

When you are ass to ass with another person and transfer the shit of the first person, to the other persons ass, you are exchanging the gift of shit.
When Tony and Steve are butt to butt and Tony shits and goes right up Steve's ass, he is giving him a Jerusalem Gift Exchange.
by Buttybutterson March 10, 2018
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Grand Exchange

When two guys shove their butts together while spreading their butt cheeks. They then shit into eachother's butt hole and pass it back and forth.
If you like the Grand Exchange and find it useful, you sir are gay.
by the other strait guy May 12, 2010
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