by Lucky bunny 255 December 28, 2018
A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.
The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.
by Ryan Tang February 24, 2005
1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from falling out of his short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing short shorts
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.
1- Wow did you see Patrick Ewing & his dunk in which his shlong fell out of his pants; Oh my!
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add
by "G-reg" May 31, 2006
Wow dude! Why did texted a girl I don't even know on my phone? WOW DUDE WTF
Eric! Stop pulling an EW!
Eric! Stop pulling an EW!
by chingchingmingming April 5, 2011
by Big Chune1010 June 1, 2016
Once caught, you will slowly start turning feminine, and eventually turn into either a women, or a femboy. You can easily catch this disease by joining the Roblox community: "Extreme War Experience". The disease is uncurable.
"Ah shit I caught the EWE disease, why am i turning so feminine? What is happening to my voice and body hair!?"
by YourLocalNewsReporter101 September 10, 2022
Guy 1- did you see the word of the day on urban dictionary? That definition was messed up...
Guy 2- yea..it was definitely written by an ew-lite
Guy 2- yea..it was definitely written by an ew-lite
by Just a lil dancer girl March 15, 2021