Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller August 13, 2005
The thing that everyone in lower management and up knows will get the employees motivated. Usually made of wood or copper due to cost constraints, but some have been known to not be sticks at all but rather electrical cords to deep fryers and or fans that once kept the kitchen cool but now don't work anymore.
Worker 1 "Hmm hmm standin' around collecting time....ah wait.." as the manager walks around the corner, carrying the mighty copper stick and glaring at worker 1.
Worker 2 "I love making these tacos, yessir!" as he nervously groups the tortillas, sweat falling like bullets in the lettuce bin.
Worker 1,under his breath "That stick....that damn employee-be-good stick! Making me do work...and stuff!"
Worker 2 "I love making these tacos, yessir!" as he nervously groups the tortillas, sweat falling like bullets in the lettuce bin.
Worker 1,under his breath "That stick....that damn employee-be-good stick! Making me do work...and stuff!"
by Zero-Sama November 5, 2007
by olavahc November 18, 2010
An employee that cuts the grass at the golf course who, because he works at a golf course, is a scratch golfer.
by Johnny Sneakers2 September 2, 2008
A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus
by Rynn is a pretty name August 21, 2010
1. A negative, curt, or uninterested manner or disposition purported by a state employee towards a civilian/customer.
2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
1. The DMV officer gave me state employee attitude by failing me on my driving test just because I put the radio on.
2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
by T. - M. October 24, 2006
Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount
by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019