Emerie

She is a beautiful girl and she is my best my best friend and my howl world ( no homo ) she is super pretty nice and sweet but if sometimes body conscious. She might like u but not show it at all and she’s so amazing

Person 1:Hey Emerie u look good
Emerie : no I don’t

Person 1: yes u do

by Shart MATERAMA November 2, 2019

emerald grass

street name for marijuana smeared in nitroglycerin (the newest club drug?)

Last time we hit that emerald grass, the whole place lit up.

Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?

Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.

by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007

emergency max

this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!

by Officepest December 31, 2007

Emergency Stain

The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.

Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.

1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"

Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"

2.

Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"

by />/ //\/<^/\/ July 17, 2009

Emerine

A natural beauty.... Emerine is an intelligent, funny, loving, sexy, and protective woman with uncanny supernatural abilities. She is a wonderful friend, a leader, and an inspiration to others. She's a killer DIVA.

see DC DIVAS- Emerine

by lucky kat February 3, 2010

Emergency chocolate bar

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.

Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.

by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011

emergy

Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy." A state of panic that your rant isn't going on twitter fast enough so you don't proof read your tweet. also can be a state of confusion ignorance and anger

Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy."

I'm having an Emergy

by Ginger Bih October 22, 2018