egyptian culdesac

when you grab your ballsack and super glue monopoly houses to it.

those egyptian culdesacs are a pain in the sack.

by n genn February 13, 2010

egyptian hucklebuck

Similiar to the "hucklebuck" family of sexual positions. The qualifier "eqyptian" denotes an kinky, unusual, or extra amount of contortion on the part of the female while in the hucklebuck position.

I knew that she was kinky, but then she flexed her taint, bent her legs back another two feet, and bocked like a chicken! It was then that I knew we had achieved the nirvana-like state, known only as the Egyptian Hucklebuck.

by DrChingasa May 19, 2005

Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012

EGYPTIAN SANDBLASTER

The Egyptian Sandblaster is a sex position involving a sandy vagina or butt. For this position to occur when someone has to have laid on the beach all day or purposly put sand into their vagina/anus. Once penetration has occured the person purposly queefs or farts.

Randall wasn't expecting to get the Egyptian Sandblaster when he did Bobbi on the beach

by Andrew Ritchey November 2, 2007

Egyptian Arabian

An Arabian horse in which all lines in the bloodline can be traced back directly to desert bred horses of the Bedouin tribes of Egypt. The oldest and purest breed of horse in the world. It is said that only 7000 Egyptian Arabians horses exist in the world today.

The Egyptian Arabian horse is a beautiful and loyal animal that used to live in the tents with their Bedouin owners.

by Lacey Sloan September 27, 2007

egyptian earmuffs

The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out.

I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night.

by T.J, January 5, 2008

Egyptian Brown Mist

Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....

1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.

2.) Hold your shit in

3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner

4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.

5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.

6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.

Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!

by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 26, 2009