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Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.
Wow! What a Edison .
by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017
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Edisoned

When someone of great influence or intellectual prowess falls from grace, most often after their invention or idea bolsters them and they pursue barriers to prevent others from gaining notoriety as well as primarily focus on individual wealth.

Inspired by once famed inventor Thomas Edison who after his prime created nothing new and focused only on patenting his previous inventions to bolster his own individual wealth becoming a laughing stock.
Apple has been edisoned, they used to innovate and come up with new tech that people were excited now all they do is nickel and dime the same product every year.
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee October 18, 2025
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Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.
Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman
by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023
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Edison

Wow, Edison shit 3 times today!
by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024
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Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.
M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016
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Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick
"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"
by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018
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Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him
Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome
by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020
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