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ed sheeran 

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork
ed sheeran by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

Ed Sheeran 

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.
Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

Ed Sheeran 

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.
You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."
Ed Sheeran by blablashart May 18, 2022

ED SHEERAN 

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.
ED SHEERAN by HOPP3R June 17, 2022

ed sheeran 

the sexiest man ever to exist
has crunchy crusty stale scrumptious musty stagnant rank toes
a bit of a nonce but we don't care xxx

drinks lemon dettol

the best song he wrote is Shape of you and no one can convince us otherwise
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fucking cringe normie- mate i think you need to visit a psychologist about this
ed sheeran daddy worshipper (lives the way jesus prophesied and approved) - shut the ever loving fuck up you lazy son of a cunt you are the deluded one you should be taking meds not me you little retard im going to fuck your mother in her sleep and put it on pornhub like ed daddy did
ed sheeran by Lil faggoty fag June 27, 2022

Ed Sheeran 

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.
Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!