e·ter·ni·ty
noun:
never-ending. It's a relative term, meaning it is different for different people or situations.
Eternity is meant to explain a long period of time outside of that which we understand time to be. It's impossible to understand metaphysically because it has no beginning and no end.
So we humans understand eternity as it is in our everyday lives, like......
"I spent an eternity in line waiting for my drivers license"
But in reality if one spent an eternity in line waiting you would know nothing but waiting in line from your birth to your death, and nothing else, because it's an eternity with no start and no end.
noun:
never-ending. It's a relative term, meaning it is different for different people or situations.
Eternity is meant to explain a long period of time outside of that which we understand time to be. It's impossible to understand metaphysically because it has no beginning and no end.
So we humans understand eternity as it is in our everyday lives, like......
"I spent an eternity in line waiting for my drivers license"
But in reality if one spent an eternity in line waiting you would know nothing but waiting in line from your birth to your death, and nothing else, because it's an eternity with no start and no end.
by Jimmy Fedd June 21, 2016
Get the eternitymug. What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.
by LuluBleu September 2, 2017
Get the Eternal engagementmug. the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)
by Heskit April 26, 2007
Get the Eternal Ferretmug. Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.
by Allison January 4, 2005
Get the eternal virginmug. A word created by me to express Sadness that is Eternal in length. Or just a very sad and hurtful instance. Getting denied the one thing you love is also Eternally Saddening.
Dude, do you have any money I can borrow?
Sorry dude, I'm not fueling your Energy Drink addiction.
Eternal Sadness...
Sorry dude, I'm not fueling your Energy Drink addiction.
Eternal Sadness...
by WeskerWesker June 12, 2011
Get the Eternal Sadnessmug. a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.
p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.
by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010
Get the eternal virginmug. by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017
Get the eternal milkmug.