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your horse eats sand

An insulting phrase used in a derogatory manner toward someone who affiliates with people or adheres to policies that you believe make no sense, or are against your own way of thinking or living.
Jonathan: "Moe's has the best tacos this side of the Atlantic ocean."
Sarah: "Your horse eats sand! Chipotle is definitely where it's at."
by freebs May 17, 2015
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ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!
Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."
by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022
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Good Eats

Delicious ans tasty food that will save the problem of munchies. It doesn't matter if the food is expensive or cheap as long your stomach loves it.
Jun: Dude...i got the munchies
Minh: YEAH...let's get some Good Eats
Jun:...What the fack is good eats.
Minh: good eats at a good place
by TurkeyBawk September 26, 2010
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uber eats special

The shear panic that arises while tracking your uber eats driver and realizing they have stopped in an alleyway on their way to you to make a deposit in your cold cheesy alfredo pasta dish.
God damn it dude, this guy has been sitting in this alleyway for 30 minutes after picking up my chipotle bowl. Looks like I'm getting extra sour cream tonight in my uber eats special.
by 12345SmithJohn November 1, 2019
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bad eats

term used to describe food that doesn’t taste good
mark - “have you tried pineapple on pizza yet?”
john - “yea bro, that shit is bad eats!”
by rae piste July 1, 2019
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fat eats

Good food of any kind that is eaten in large quantities.
by illbombs May 24, 2006
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Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.
John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."
by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023
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