The Squinty Dutchman

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.

Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

by HulkTits March 29, 2010

Peachy Dutchman

The sexual act of a Dutchman eating out the peachy ass of a Latino MILF, while being jacked of by a Mexican midget in a wrestling mask.

Hans joked about having a Peachy Dutchman last night but I think he actually did have one.

by Jin, Erica, Lucky July 28, 2010

Doing the Dutchman

Committing suicide - typically in prison.

If Alberto finds out he lost his final appeal, it won't be long before he'll be doing the Dutchman.

by PatThis February 17, 2008

The Flying Dutchmen

Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.

"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"

"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"

by T J W September 29, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Its one girl, and 5 guys...one in each hand, one in the mouth and one in each hole down below...essentially she is floating like only the ancient sea-creature would

yo me and my 4 boys had this sick flying dutchman on lisa last night

by christheboy November 11, 2005

Double Dutchman

Where a man Grabs his own penis and another man grabs his own penis. Then they both grab the upper of the other guys arm near the bicep and move the arms up and down as so they are jacking off. This is not gay or in any sence homo. (you dont grab your own arm.)

Bro 1 :Hey bro do you know any hot chicks to come over?
Bro 2: no.
Bro 1: Well lets just do the Double Dutchman

by Ne_vervoort1 January 8, 2009