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Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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Suffering Siblings

A song from the FNF mod "FNF: Pibby Apocalypse" features Finn and Jake from Adventure Time, corrupted by the darkness from Learning with Pibby.
Person 1: "Yo dude did you listen to Suffering Siblings? That shit goes hard!"

Person 2: "Meh, Come Along with Me better."
by mugsarecool November 6, 2023
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Vom-Duffing

The sexual act of penetrating a female's vaginal cavity whilst they vomit.

partnered with the act of Vom-Chuffing
"whilst she was bent over throwing up he began Vom-Duffing her to her suprise"
by RahimTom June 3, 2009
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Pain and Suffering

Being in school while your siblings are on holidays
i will inflict pain and suffering upon you
by gryffingay December 8, 2022
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Jesus suffering fuck

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008
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duffying

dropping down from higher level irish even though they're up to standard in the subject!

can also be used when dropping down from any subject
'man fuck this i'm already doing 6 honours for the leaving so i'm duffying irish'
by erp2themax November 8, 2009
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