Douche

1. Bruno Mars

- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.

by Sam79000 May 13, 2011

douche

(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina

(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"

by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004

douche

Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.

So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?

by NSP33 September 15, 2009

Douche

The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise

by Michael Markey February 27, 2008

douche

a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy

jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.

by dombo June 17, 2004

douche

the sound a gun makes in slow motion.

*gun firing* douche

by Bitch please... im from 314. April 5, 2010

Douching

Spazzing out: "fucking up".

"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"

by Sai Yuta TJ March 15, 2010