the fuck i don't

a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"

person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me

person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you

by untitledmisfit July 30, 2018

I don't not like it

This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.

Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021

I don't recall

Jeff Sessions favorite words.

I don't recall eating my wife.

by Saul315 January 20, 2023

I Don't Know But…

A weblog, rather dry writing but the writer has loads of understanding.

It's a shame more people don't know about I Don't Know But…

by Korora March 8, 2004

I don't get it.

Trains failing to understand a sexual joke because of his so called "innocence".

"I don't get it." - trains

by Muffin44 July 10, 2021

you don't think i understand!?

(phrase used with extreme anger and distaste)a term used when you dont understand something but still make a dramatic effort to make it seem like you do, in fact, understand.

kid 1: "as my hair grows so does my personality"

kid with no clue: ..........

kid 2: i dont think he understands

kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?

by johnny hash345 April 6, 2009

I don't know

I don't know

You: wats 1+1
Your dumb ass friend: I don't know

by I don't know 666 February 23, 2018