Domesticated Bliss

The joy of belonging to a family.

I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.

by Universal thought April 4, 2018

Niner Domestic

Call sign used in Military Radio Communication refering to the corps members wife.

Niner being the call sign of the units commander.

"Are you going out for a beer after work"?
"I dunno. I have to clear it with Niner Domestic".

by tlmw March 18, 2011

domesticated

What happens when you get married. This can also happen while you have a girlfriend. For women with a boyfriend, she would be 'domesticating' the man.

"He's so domesticated now he vaccums the house!"

by Hyperian November 23, 2003

domestic rice

-adding a GT-R emblem to a GT mustang. the owners think it's cool, but little do they know, that GT-R belongs to Nissans.

Billy Bob has a GT-R mustang. It's one of a kind!!!

by Jelipe September 23, 2004

domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.

After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.

by akaracquel March 4, 2013

domestic rice

A term for a American brand car that has been modified with parts that have no relavance to upgrading the performance of the car.

Look at that fucking domestic rice mobile Cavalier, what does he think he's driving? A Civic?

by Chinaman Mao May 4, 2003

Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013