I could be docking with your greatdane right now.
by Brian Carson August 16, 2006
by mgydagnger August 20, 2008
1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.
2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.
3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.
4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.
(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.
3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.
4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.
(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"
by orbasm August 26, 2006
The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.
I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!
by The professor and Mary Anne August 13, 2007
1) A pier on the shore, port or areas on or along the coast.
2) The act of ones penis penetrating another penis's foreskin.
3)Acronym for Dong Of Cock King
2) The act of ones penis penetrating another penis's foreskin.
3)Acronym for Dong Of Cock King
1) Jacob loved having sex on the dock.
2)When news of Derek went around that he went docking, people ridiculed him by yelling "HAH! GAY!"
3)Mia said feeling D.O.C.K inside her was her life's dream.
2)When news of Derek went around that he went docking, people ridiculed him by yelling "HAH! GAY!"
3)Mia said feeling D.O.C.K inside her was her life's dream.
by bukkake master elite June 30, 2015
The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.
"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"
by ryanhutch September 29, 2006
docking is when a guy puts his peen into a vageen. It has to be a huge meat spear. into a very wet vageen
by phantom negromante May 28, 2019