diddle-goose

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).
1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)
by benzene pie December 10, 2010
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diddle kid

"Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid's cheap as hell!"
by Big brainy fella May 07, 2018
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Reverse diddle

The act of paralysing a girl by fisting her then fucking her or someone in front of her.
by Marcus the 3rd April 06, 2017
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diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.
My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019
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diddle the skittle

Revived back into popular culture from Seattle, Washington.

1. To touch the female genitals until orgasm
2. Female Masturbation
Sunday night I went to this party that was suppose to be a jump off but turned out to be sum bullshit. The only thing poppin at the party was the fact my ex was there and he wanted to diddle the skittle.
by Ashley Ashley December 05, 2007
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sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021
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