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Urban Dictionary Names

Urban Dictionary Names are what you get when you let 9-12 year old girls define their names on Urban Dictionary.
Ah, Urban Dictionary Names...
Example: "Kiki
A girl who's shy and beautiful. Usually she's quiet, but once you get to know her she becomes the nicest and best friend you'll ever know."
"You dick twitches, I could have put any name there and the girls with that name would have been like 'OMG THAT'S SO ME!'"
( Also see Dick Twitch )
by Hesebe August 3, 2016
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Urban Dictionary Names

A place to submit your name and write great lies about yourself. Mostly used to cheer yourself up, because if you search ANY name, it will only be positive descriptions.
(In Urban Dictionary Names)
Jimmy,
A fun loving guy who can make anyone laugh. He is really great and always will Slay Vag 24/7.

That's BS. Jimmy is a 31 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.
by ExtremeSlayerOfJimmyRustle April 28, 2014
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Urban Dictionary Amnesia

v.

The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.
Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...

"Oh, right, that's why I was here"

*click*

"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"

And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.
by Innocentpants November 7, 2009
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I hate the urban dictionary

by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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Urban Dictionary mods

Evil people that take down your high effort and popular definitions
I had a definition of "Pokimane" that had like 44 up votes and 8 down votes or something like that that got taken down by urban dictionary mods. Probably I was mass reported by a bunch of fucking retarded simps, fuck all of you! #freemypokimanedefinition
by I eat poop 69 February 24, 2022
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you copied whatever was in the right side and pasted on the search box, expecting a surprise
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URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead
by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021
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