1.Ennis: Hey Jack, let go bareback mountin'.
Jack: I'm afraid not, Ennis, I've got my diarrhea!
2.Damn, I've got a pain in the ass, must be the stupid diarrhea!
Jack: I'm afraid not, Ennis, I've got my diarrhea!
2.Damn, I've got a pain in the ass, must be the stupid diarrhea!
by Peevee June 30, 2006
When your pissing out your asshole
Owch!! My stomach hurts so much! I think I need food... as I crawl towards my fridge and get my grape juice. . Then I crawl back to the couch and watch Pewdiepie(YouTube) and rumbling noises coming from my stomach. .... I run to the bathroom and I almost exploded off the toilet!!! Ahhhh, that felt good but theres more and its unpleasant i think i have .... diarrhea...:( this was lil jhonny's prospective, poor jhonny and I type this as I am on tha toilet sitting in the world of shitz!
by funny11yearold February 19, 2014
diarrhea
by derpproteinfart June 06, 2019
by Lalala47 August 28, 2013
Gee, its Bree!
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
by A Really Bucking Fastard September 02, 2012
by Jewed Lackamp June 30, 2004