deusche

receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.

Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.

by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

deuche nozzle

The nozzle on a deuche kit.

Dude, Chris is such a deushe nozzle.

by D-Noz October 30, 2003

deusche bag

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

DeuChe

A industry name for the character played by Rob Schneider in his movie slated for a 2015 release "Che Guevara: The Untold Story". Rob Schneider is a "high"ly regarded actor for his roles in the "Deuce Bigalo" movies and also his "quality" acting in many of Adam Sandler's movies released under the "Happy Madison" production company.  Many people have questioned his talent as an actor, and also his sanity. Many also regard him as a bit of a douche. Schneider is known to adlib lines often and in the upcoming movie completely butchers the words of Che Guevara.

“Many will call me an adventurer – and that I might be, only one a bit different sorta: one of those who risks his kin to purchase a platypus.” - Rob Schneider (as Che Guevara)

/facepalm (what a douchebag)

"What nonsense is streaming out of DeuChe's word hole now" - Director of "Che Guevara: The Untold Story"

by i'm no body February 19, 2013

Man Drescher

A man who exhibits similar traits as Fran Drescher including big black hair, a high pitched whiny voice, pale skin, and a flaboyant fashion sense. Usually found in, or originate from Queens, New York.

"I hate going to the movies with Jimmy because he talks throughout the entire thing. His voice is so loud and nasal. He's such a Man Drescher."

by NYLAsexbomb December 14, 2006

deschamps

a mentally retarded person, somebody acting like an ass, or being a dick

dude what a deschamps, that guy is deschamping it up, nick is such a deschamps

by bobby joe hugo December 8, 2007

descendalator

A escalator which is descending

The descendalator goes to the carpark.

by Caron Stace April 30, 2006