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Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010
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Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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Decorate December

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar
Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!
by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019
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Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.
Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.
by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019
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Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !
I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !
by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019
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