An abbreviation of the phrase "Dick Muncher"
Is typically used as an insult, or to describe a person who enjoys the company of the proverbial manflute ;)
Is typically used as an insult, or to describe a person who enjoys the company of the proverbial manflute ;)
by Famallamalam May 23, 2016
Get the Dmmug. Cold blooded psychopathic individual that likes to stalk people and rape them in their sleep,especially if your named Spindleshanx. He also has a fetish that involves small furry animals and boiling hot water.
Once DM has you in his sights,locking the door and filling the keyhole with selly's all gap wont even stop him.
by Frightened mouse June 12, 2004
Get the DMmug. Revelstoke Term for people who are über drunk. Short hand version for Drunk Mess.
Someone who has had way to much to drink, usually resulting in puking, passin out, or hookin up wit someone.
(copyrighted by USC)
Someone who has had way to much to drink, usually resulting in puking, passin out, or hookin up wit someone.
(copyrighted by USC)
Davanna your such a drunk mess.
DM!!!Haha last night you were so wasted
Your such a drunk mess, you hooked up with |insert name|
DM!!!Haha last night you were so wasted
Your such a drunk mess, you hooked up with |insert name|
by kokjawz April 6, 2004
Get the DMmug. by David_Lane July 19, 2009
Get the DMmug. Originally "Docs Management" - known in the IT field as "Docs Mangler". Application designed to share and store documents that does nothing but screw up the computer and irritate users.
"My DM crashed and I can't get into my documents."
"DM lost my default profile."
"I saved a document into DM and all my changes are gone!"
"If you guys don't uninstall this F*#ing piece of Shizzle DM I'm gonna fricking kill someone!"
Sometimes used as a derogatory verb:
"Damn my PC just DM'ed!!!!"
"DM lost my default profile."
"I saved a document into DM and all my changes are gone!"
"If you guys don't uninstall this F*#ing piece of Shizzle DM I'm gonna fricking kill someone!"
Sometimes used as a derogatory verb:
"Damn my PC just DM'ed!!!!"
by George August 14, 2003
Get the DMmug. abbreviated form of "dick mouth" sometimes used as to prevent the surrounding audience of fully comprehending the insult (teachers, parents, etc).
The substitute teacher is such a DM!
by oak156 June 26, 2009
Get the DMmug. Short for: Door Migrating Syndrome
This is a condition that stays dormant for most of childhood, finally manifesting on the onset of high school. There is no known cure, short of a traumatic social faux pas. However, there is debate that a cure indeed exists, the syndrome having been an integral part of the subject’s life and thus embedded too deep in his or her well being to ever be completely removed. In short, those afflicted by Door Migrating Syndrome are by and large inclined to pursue academic challenges with more vigor than the average person. So much so in fact, that the subject my lose touch with reality, mistakenly believing that they are superior to others for the fact of their studious aptitude. The type-A personality that emerges is both comical and worrisome. While the subject may flaunt their talents in a disgustingly inappropriate manner, they also engage in manipulation, and have been known to play their own friends off each other. As a result, cases of infighting among the DMS have been documented, often ending with no clear cut victor. They are both irrational and systematic. Their greatest weakness is to be found in any electronic device that may aid them in their quest for knowledge. Additionally, there exists for the average DMS a strange attraction to the sea. Whether this arises from confusion in finding the ocean to be lacking doors or an affinity for Poseidon’s pointy trident is unclear. What is known is that they go to great lengths to spend time on these salty waves of solitude. In closing, the reader will note that the DMS is not your typical nerd. They are both ambitious and benevolent creatures. Their anal attitudes are often overlooked in favor of their subtle hilarity, carnivorous cookie appetites, and ability to offer insight into life’s most trivial details.
This is a condition that stays dormant for most of childhood, finally manifesting on the onset of high school. There is no known cure, short of a traumatic social faux pas. However, there is debate that a cure indeed exists, the syndrome having been an integral part of the subject’s life and thus embedded too deep in his or her well being to ever be completely removed. In short, those afflicted by Door Migrating Syndrome are by and large inclined to pursue academic challenges with more vigor than the average person. So much so in fact, that the subject my lose touch with reality, mistakenly believing that they are superior to others for the fact of their studious aptitude. The type-A personality that emerges is both comical and worrisome. While the subject may flaunt their talents in a disgustingly inappropriate manner, they also engage in manipulation, and have been known to play their own friends off each other. As a result, cases of infighting among the DMS have been documented, often ending with no clear cut victor. They are both irrational and systematic. Their greatest weakness is to be found in any electronic device that may aid them in their quest for knowledge. Additionally, there exists for the average DMS a strange attraction to the sea. Whether this arises from confusion in finding the ocean to be lacking doors or an affinity for Poseidon’s pointy trident is unclear. What is known is that they go to great lengths to spend time on these salty waves of solitude. In closing, the reader will note that the DMS is not your typical nerd. They are both ambitious and benevolent creatures. Their anal attitudes are often overlooked in favor of their subtle hilarity, carnivorous cookie appetites, and ability to offer insight into life’s most trivial details.
Teacher: It is clear that Macbeth has conflicting feelings about Duncan’s murder and is not wholly bad. What does he say to indicate that he made conscious choice to forsake morality and that guilt is his greatest obstacle? Can anyone remember?
DMS: Oh I know! “If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly: if the assassination could trammel up the consequence, and catch with his surcease success; that but this blow
might be the be-all and the end-all here…”
Teacher: Very good, that was very impressive, you are absolutely correct-
DMS: “…But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, we'd jump the life to come. But in these cases We still have judgment here; that we but teach Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice commends th' ingredience of our poison'd chalice…”
Teacher: Thank you but I don’t think more will be necess-…
DMS: “…To our own lips. He's here in double trust; first, as I am his kinsman and his subject, strong both against the deed; then, as his host…”
Teacher: That will do
DMS: “…Who should against his murderer shut the door…”
Teacher: Shut your god damn trap
DMS: Oh I know! “If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly: if the assassination could trammel up the consequence, and catch with his surcease success; that but this blow
might be the be-all and the end-all here…”
Teacher: Very good, that was very impressive, you are absolutely correct-
DMS: “…But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, we'd jump the life to come. But in these cases We still have judgment here; that we but teach Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice commends th' ingredience of our poison'd chalice…”
Teacher: Thank you but I don’t think more will be necess-…
DMS: “…To our own lips. He's here in double trust; first, as I am his kinsman and his subject, strong both against the deed; then, as his host…”
Teacher: That will do
DMS: “…Who should against his murderer shut the door…”
Teacher: Shut your god damn trap
by Scavengella Hunte July 20, 2008
Get the dmsmug.