Dickweed

The six grade teacher mr Cary the most obnoxious human being in the whole entire fucking word

Or if you chop a dick off then stuff it with weed and smoke it

Pass the dickweed

by Dick inthusiest December 14, 2018

Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.

"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"

by feminism101 December 9, 2018

dickweed

A guy with an unreasonably large, throbbing hot cock.

“woah, look at the meat on that guy. Total dickweed”

by Cocklover478 May 27, 2021

Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.

“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds”

by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024

Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

by hauntinggemini January 7, 2024

Dickweed

Always a male, low IQ, zero self-awareness and visions of grandeur on his appearance. If you were to affix a headshot of Dickweed to the bloated udder of goat, the goat would file a defamation of character lawsuit. Typical power play would be the management of a sports fantasy league. Often can cite lyrics of all Taylor Swift songs but too broke to go to a concert because he spends his Waffle House paycheck on Pokémon Cards.

Dickweed just came to the funeral in his black Crocs.

by Nuke U. Luss III October 7, 2025

dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

by Handlebarmustache91 June 12, 2020