You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
Get the Delayed catfish mug.Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 6, 2011
Get the Shite delay mug.When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.
"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
by RATZGETPHAT December 3, 2020
Get the Input delay mug.When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.
The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.
by wordelder April 11, 2011
Get the Therapeutic Delay mug.Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.
After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.
by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010
Get the Status Delay mug.Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.
I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.
by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009
Get the Dump Delay mug.A common occurence when speaking to one's father, involving the father leaving a large pause after being asked a question. This is more common in elderly parents.
Bill: Tom, is your dad OK? He's just staring off into the distance...
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
by Bosw04k April 12, 2010
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