Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.
True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.
by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011
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