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Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.
Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.
by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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Decorate December

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar
Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!
by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019
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Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
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Decorating

When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.
I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.
by Alopecia February 17, 2023
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Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
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Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.
My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.
by leon von oren February 26, 2019
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