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danganronpa/zero 

cool novel happened before dr1 trigger happy havoc
viv: bro u read danganronpa/zero?
ashley2421: no whats that
viv: its a novel it happens before drv1 its so cool
ashley2421: ok ima go read that shit

danganronpa shipper 

1: there are saiouma/saimatsu fans screaming at each other about which ship is better and calling each other toxic even tho they're both toxic asf. and then saimatsu fans try to convince everyone that they're getting "bullied" by saiouma fans while they're out there making hate clubs and slander accounts for saiouma. fucking hypocrites. meanwhile saiouma fans are all about "kaede is kaedead now,, shuichi belongs with kokichi anyways uwu" 80% of them are 10-year-old girls who have no fucking life and who torment saimatsu fans (i'm in the other 20% btw). and when they cooled down, the saimatsu fans attacked and became just as toxic as the them "saiouma sucks all the fans are fujoshis!! saimatsu is canon (also don't dox me uwu)" both saimatsu and saiouma stans are equally fucking losers and in desperate need for a life.
2: there's the komahina stans who think komahina canon because nagito said he's in love with hajime's hope or some shit. then they proceed to attack and brutalize anyone who ships komamiki, komanami, or hinanami because they have no fucking life. "YOU DON'T SHIP NAGITO AND HAJIME?? YOU'RE SO HOMOPHOBIC OMG!!"
3: oumeno komanami amacha etc shippers who get attacked by the rest of fandom for "erasing a character's sexuality". and everyone will brutalize them and apparently they can because their ships are "toxic and homophobic"

there is more but there's also a word limit. basically,, danganronpa shippers are 90% idiots and 10% actually decent people
dangnaronpa shipper #1: OHMYGOD I LOVE SAIMATSU

danganronpa shipper #2: OHMYGOD I LOVE SAIOUMA
danganronpa shipper #1: >:(
danganronpa shipper #2: >:(
*insert 3975923472309572038420397520398420 years of arguing*
me: ah yes, the danganronpa shippers

Danganronpa Fan

Children in ages 10-16 that play one of the most violent fucking things ever, and then proceed to put 72 of their triggers in their twitter bio along with their name in a fancy font surrounded by emojis, they use words like /j and /srs, like just say jk or dont say anything at all fucking dumbasses
Emily: " kokichi x shuichi /j "

Greg: " wheres your dad gone, danganronpa fan"

danganronpa fan

will send you death threats if you do not ship male antag x male protag, are scary, probably have your ip address
hutaohater12342036069 : i'm a danganronpa fan and i ship saiouma and komahina
any normal person: are you.... okay? i can get you into therapy if you need..
danganronpa fan by laelasaurus December 16, 2021

Danganronpa Shipper 

Her: Hey Im a Danganronpa Shipper

Me: Whats Your Ships??

Her: Kokichi x Shuchi

Me: Stupid Fucking NORMIE

danganronpa depression 

the god damn moment where you get to attached to a character and they die
"hey have you heard of hifumi yamda"
"here comes the danganronpa depression"