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Cuntfuckery

A modern and more severe version of “tomfoolery” - referring to incompetent nonsense / behaviour / silliness which almost suspends belief
“There was a lot of cuntfuckery at work today, I’m surrounded by morons

“Cuntfuckery seems to be one of your pastimes”
by narkhunter2000 March 13, 2025
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Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022
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