crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Crimp

Cross between a Crip and a Pimp!

What it do Crimp we finna put these hoes out on the set cuh!

by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021

feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

Crimps

Seafood Shrimp.

"Waitress; yo' bring me some mo' CRIMPS"

by CiciPanda August 30, 2020

Crimp

A landers guy. Just a complete tard. Someone who never gets anything right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Oh my god did you see those idiots? Ya, such crimps.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

crimp

A person who has no mental capacity to process their own thoughts and beliefs and blindly follow the things they are told by others.

A scum, degenerate, or generally bitchy or annoying person.

Random: kill all men

Me: you're a fucking crimp

by ahMaybe July 7, 2021