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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
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Cretin

A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?

Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?

David Goggins.
by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022
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cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”
by JDHartley May 25, 2023
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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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Cretin

A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN
by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019
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Cretinent

Derogatory word to refer to a parent.

A male parent would be referred as cretinent, and a female parent would be referred as cretinant.

Refering them like this basically says that you have no respect for them and that you see them as torturers of your childhood and throughout life.

Basically that they're subhuman. Just parasites that leech off from their "children", treat their child as a subhuman class because they don't treat them as a human with human rights.

If they did any of those things to an adult, they would be in jail.

They see their children as objects and treat them like slaves and prisoners.

As the victims of cretinents will call them that.
Because that's how they felt, cretinents will try to deny the child's feelings, to make themselves look good, what matters is you keep your individuality and not let them gaslight you that they're "family", even though they never treated you as such.

How you feel is what's right and that's all that matters.

You see them as enemies, and garbage that has yet to be disposed off.
Person 1: My cretinent keeps forcing me to do things against my will, even though my cretinent forces me to go to slave school the cretinent somehow doesn't go to jail for that.

Person 2: It's a shame society sees this as normal, they violated your free will, you should cut them off as soon as you can. we both know they're nothing but trouble. They're walking targets of the future.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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