crank

to cry and wank simultaneously

feeling sexy on a sad day
*cranks*

by aaron1234567 August 5, 2008

Cranking

The act of flirting with several girls at once.

Guy1: hey look at that dude cranking all those girls over there.
Guy 2: he is a god

by B2bantamgod August 20, 2013

Crank

Cry wank

Person 1 "oh look there's Dave cranking into a pool of his own tears"
Person 2 "Yeah he does that"

by The Gadd September 20, 2015

crank

To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.

"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"

by Sarah Williams June 25, 2008

Cranking

To engage in dance with companions.

My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.

by Maztotheula April 29, 2015

crank

Street slang for a low purity crystal meth. You can snort, eat, drink (when mixed with liquids), smoke, or inject it.

Kanon smokes a lot of fucking crank

by Priestzzz October 6, 2018

crank

A mentally self destructive action carried out by emos.

Involves crying and wanking at the same time.

I need to take a crank.
I can hear you crying, you better not be taking a crank.

by TREX6662k5 April 12, 2007