The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 28, 2011

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double dirty egyptian corkscrew

A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"

double dirty egyptian corkscrew

by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011

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corkscrew dick

Ask Hillary Duff. It was in her script from the series Younger starring Sutton Foster.

At least you don’t have corkscrew dick.

by TraciW January 21, 2025

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Corkscrew and wine

When a male and a female interact through sexual intercourse and after multiple rounds , the female partner eventually squirts (just like how you open a bottle of champagne).

" Hey Larry , what did you do yesterday ?"

"Oh just a good old fashioned corkscrew and wine action with a gal at the club."
" Not bad !"

by A naughty little midget March 31, 2017

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