concrete princess

1. an overly lifted four wheel drive truck that does not, has not or is incapable of going offroad
2. the driver of the aforementioned truck

1. Hey check out that 14" lift on on that F-250, what a concrete princess!
2. Hey check out that concrete princess driving that F-250 with 14" of lift!

by jkdizzle December 9, 2007

Concrete Cowboy

A person who thinks there a cowboy but would be scared to get dirt on there hands normally lives in large towns or city’s

That John is a real concrete cowboy, would be scared of a little dust and dirt

by Carbsboii May 23, 2018

concrete enema

The art of closing Urban Dictionary and forgetting to have searched up "concrete enema"

Guy 1: "Richard and i searched concrete enema yesterday, while stoned"
Guy 2: "what does it say?"
Guy 1: "what does what say?"
Guy 2: "what?"

by MogorTheOgre January 7, 2017

Concrete Killer

The act of doing a girl doggy style then killing her with a block of concrete right before cuming.

JP was with this ho then gave her the Concrete Killer then we never saw her again.

by Zane Jensen January 29, 2009

concrete pumper

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

by mr. pickles February 6, 2015

concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 June 19, 2016

Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009