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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 7, 2023
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Competitive

Playing any games with Shaniyah brings out her competitiveness
by Sshumaker16 July 2, 2025
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Competitive relationship

A competitive relationship is a type of romantic or close relationship where both partners engage in lighthearted, playful competition—often to show who is more affectionate, attentive, or caring. The competition is healthy and fun, strengthening the bond between them rather than causing conflict. The intent behind each action is love, not rivalry.
Competitive relationship means if one partner texts "Good morning ," the other might respond with "Gooood moooorningggg 🥰🥰" to show even more enthusiasm and affection, playfully "outdoing" the first greeting.
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not competitive

1; A operation that most service advisors aren’t smart enough to realize aren’t included operations.

2; a phrase used by adjusters who are both too afraid of their bosses to contest them and too uneducated to know how to combat fraudulent claims.
This adjuster actually just told me that a post scan is “not competitive”. Guess we must be one of them “only shop”’s.
by Woodybase June 11, 2019
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Uber competitive

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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