Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.

Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!

by givesies February 22, 2018

A severe lack of female companions?

The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?

A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?

by Caotriken December 30, 2023

Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.

by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021

True companion

Song written produced and performed by donald fagen as part of the soundtrack for the 1981 movie "heavy metal".

True companion is an absolutely beautiful song.i just wish it were longer!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.

*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion

by Love_Songs July 13, 2014

vibration-intensive companion (Vic)

The vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves whether they have a boyfriend or are single. battery operated boyfriend, vibrator, dildo, clitoris, vagina, g-spot, masterbation, pleasure yourself, orgasm, adult toys, fleshlight, boyfriend, girlfriend, porn

What the heck is a Vic?! It is a vibration-intensive companion (Vic) used to get me off. I have a word for you-modesty!

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

A Golden Companion

A golden companion is a friend so incredibly close to you that at first you see them as pseudo-siblings, and then as time goes on, even more than that, to the point where they aren't a pseudo-sibling, but a golden companion. These people are the closest of the closest to you and will stay with you until the end of time. A Golden Companion is never a romantic one, a Golden Companion that is romantic is called a Rose-Golden Companion.

I've known her for years, she's A Golden Companion and I'll never stop being her friend I love her so much.

by GoldenFlare August 12, 2022