The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?
A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?
by Caotriken December 30, 2023
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Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.
Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.
by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021
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Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!
by givesies February 22, 2018
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companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022
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A Golden Companion

A golden companion is a friend so incredibly close to you that at first you see them as pseudo-siblings, and then as time goes on, even more than that, to the point where they aren't a pseudo-sibling, but a golden companion. These people are the closest of the closest to you and will stay with you until the end of time. A Golden Companion is never a romantic one, a Golden Companion that is romantic is called a Rose-Golden Companion.
I've known her for years, she's A Golden Companion and I'll never stop being her friend I love her so much.
by GoldenFlare August 12, 2022
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flirting companion

a person who you are not officially dating but you still flirt. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.
"Are you two dating?"
"No we are just flirting companions. We are just trying to take it slow."
by Queen_of_Wolves May 03, 2016
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The vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves whether they have a boyfriend or are single. battery operated boyfriend, vibrator, dildo, clitoris, vagina, g-spot, masterbation, pleasure yourself, orgasm, adult toys, fleshlight, boyfriend, girlfriend, porn
What the heck is a Vic?! It is a vibration-intensive companion (Vic) used to get me off. I have a word for you-modesty!
by joecoolthefool April 21, 2016
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