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Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie
Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”
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Suction Cup Coochie

(suck - shin cup coo - chee)

A profoundly, overly tight vagina that sucks a penis back when you go to pull out. This will often result in further sinking into the coochie. The more you struggle, the more it fights back. This tactic is usually used by women when a man is about to cum.
Ray: Did you hear about Connie? I heard she has a pussy that is like quick sand!

Brandon: Yeah man, some people say she has a suction cup coochie.
by nootsack June 18, 2020
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coochie crusader

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019
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Hoochie coochie man

My sleep paralysis demon that lives in my closet and listens to smooth jazz
by ScatmansWorld February 13, 2020
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coochiecast

a twitter groupchat made in december 2019, originally for stan purposes

its full of idiots, weebs, schlatt stannies in denial and softies

was meant to be a podcast but god fucking knows they still haven't done it the cunts
person 1: yo, you see what *blank* said in coochiecast??
person 2: yeah, fuckin schlannie
by TheOtakuFromTheWarren March 11, 2020
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Stingray Coochie

A Stingray Coochie is that super good fire pussy. That grips the life out of you.
Bro, Colleen got that Stingray Coochie. Ya feel me?
by StingrayCoochie December 1, 2020
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coochie

If you don't know, you probably won't ever see one.


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Mommy said I had to scratch her coochie!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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