never ever, forever clever

Phrase that defines the universe.

"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"

by NEFC December 20, 2019

cleverclogs

(n.) A term used to mock someone who attempts to appear intelligent.

Hey, you're a badass cleverclogs.

by SirSlag May 13, 2005

Cleveland Doggie Bag Special

The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.

Freddie enjoyed Harolds cleveland steamer
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!

by streetwhiz April 11, 2009

CLEVELAND JACKRABBIT

A Cleveland Jackrabbit is the act of taking a shit while running at full speed.

Joe took the biggest Cleveland jackrabbit I've ever seen while running down 2nd street

by stephen deschain November 26, 2006

Cleveland Browner

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Cleveland Dreamer

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer on an unconscious person.

The bitch passed out so I gave her a Cleveland Dreamer.

by scp333 March 21, 2009

Cleveland Steam Shower

Shitting out a mean smelly turd in the toilet while someone else is showering in the same small bathroom, creating the muggiest and nasitest stench ever. Best done on the sly or with a flush afterward (to create more steam).

My room mate was late on rent again so i snuck in and gave her a Cleveland Steam Shower this morning.

by Kevin Beavers May 22, 2008