christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

Cracker Crew

A group of socially awkward white kids.

Person 1: Hey Look at all those white kids!
Person 2: Yea its a Cracker Crew.

by Cracker Crew Scrub July 24, 2016

Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.

Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

by The Private Investigator January 30, 2009

super crackerhead

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker

that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va

by notasupercrackerhead 420 December 6, 2012

upper cracker

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.

Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.

by Captain Wieb March 13, 2014

clickety clackety

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.

You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.

by Promoter of lols December 2, 2017

water cracker

A white person swimming

Do you see how fast Chad is swimming?! Look at that water cracker go!

by Spookiest Jim October 5, 2018