Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.

Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.

by FreshBooks March 13, 2008

cincinnati swap

You're nailing a bitch from behind real hard, your friend (who has been hiding in the closet) jumps out, swaps with you and starts hitting it without even missing a beat. In the meantime, you run outside of the house to the window of the room that they are in, knock on the glass, and wave to her.

Shit son, you should have seen the look on that ho's face when I knocked on the window!
Cincinnati Swap!!!

by HeWhoIsClosestToGod March 3, 2009

cincinnati bow ties

A sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male thrusts his penis down her throat until flush with her face. Once this is achieved the scrotum of the man can be lain down with her neck betwixt each ball. This results in the appearance of a skin bow tie. Some have speculated that if the mans pubic hairs are cut in a certain way the woman will resemble Groucho Marx when properly executed.

She took my Cincinnati bow ties and wore it like a champ.

by Sigmund Freud May 31, 2017

Cincinatti cat slap

Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.

I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.

by Thomas Crenshaw August 19, 2010

Cincinnati Turndown

It happens when you are intoxicated and leave the bar to hook up with an ugly girl at her place. Upon the sobering drive to her place you realize she is ugly and don't want to have sex with her anymore. When she goes to the bathroom to "freshen up" you pull back the comforter on her bed and take a shit, then tuck it back in. When she comes out you pull back the covers, act surprised and call her a sick person, then run away.

Dude, I almost did that ugly girl that I was talking to last night. When I got to her place I realized the trouble I was in and pulled a Cincinnati Turndown when she was in the bathroom.

by The Turdburgler September 30, 2010

Cinco de Mayo'd

When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.

After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.

by Where's the muffolini September 14, 2012

Cincinnati Hot Rod

An act of oral sex performed upon a male, in which the individual performing the act has half a mouthful of a warm or hot beverage, including but not limited to: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, tabasco sauce, or chicken noodle soup.

'Hey Ryan! What's with the ice pack?'

'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'

by Elipses S Grant October 14, 2013