Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?

Damn the CIA!

by PurplexedSquare June 27, 2023

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

by VVOOIIDD December 16, 2022

Cia

Horse girl, very cool

Girl 1: Oh thats Cia she eats horses

by annab234 May 31, 2022

Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!

Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!

by Yo Fave Definitioner June 3, 2018

CIA

CIA is an acronym for Crazy-ass Individuals (talking shit in the...) Air. Do not confuse it with the actual CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) or Cum In Ass.

"Dis dude be talking about Tossin Salad in this CIA mug...that be gross."

by John Rocca March 13, 2022

Cia

Cia is a pretty girl. Cia loves to fight. Cia will beat yo ass. Cia get all the boys. Very fast. Cia is a good dancer

Cia is a pretty girl

by Solow ni October 4, 2021

CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.

"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025