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Lazy Churro

When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.

The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.

For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.

WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."
by Lazy Churro November 7, 2023
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frost my churro

Putting your penis inside of a friend’s butthole that has frosting all over it.
“Hey Alex, wanna frost my churro? I have the frosting ready!”
“Sure Manny I’ll let you frost your churro real good!”
by -ImpaKt June 12, 2018
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Washington Churro

The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.

The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.
by RobJeremy May 20, 2016
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American Churro

When a dick is longer than a chode but maintains the same girth or thickness.
"Man did you hear about Caleb's American Churro?"

"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"
by shearainwater November 6, 2012
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Snowy Churro

When a man is having vaginal sex and pulls out promptly to allow his partner to shake her dandruff onto his swollen member. The dandruff will stick from the vaginal juices. The woman then proceeds to suck him off.
That bitch swallowed my cock after she gave me a snowy churro.
by DP5280 August 13, 2022
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Rusty Taco Churro

1: ( verb) when an old hispanic man dresses like Papa Noel, Holds a churro at his crotch. Another person milks the caramel out of “penis churro” while making a wish.

2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like
1. My uncle asked me what I wanted for christmas, I gave hime a rusty taco churro and said, cash.

2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.

also the chain rusty taco has best churros.
by Godzeera66 February 7, 2021
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Hot churro

A large errect Mexican penis that has just cummed.
by BigLong john June 7, 2017
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