chibeman

a mythical creature known only to consume mountain dew and taco bell. rumor has it the chibeman enjoys the brewers, packers and horror movies. the chibeman's weaknesses include fantasy sports and boobs

i heard there was a chibeman sighting at comic-con

by tacobellanddew July 28, 2011

chub chub gang

my friends who i've known since the 7th grade. the chub chub gang consists of my friends, emma and mariela, and i. we have a few inside jokes like "pissbaby67", kind of beautiful for that, i know a lot of things but idk about that, door creak, giant normas popsicle, quesentine, bean smoothie (we would roll eachother up in blankets and swing the person around), and mini-ethan. we also have jokes about mgg, timothée chalamet, and harry styles. (also 1d). what i love most about them is that they each contribute different things to the group as a whole. mariela has her food, emma has, well, bath and body works... and i OBVIOUSLYYYYY have the good looks in the group... anyways, they are great and i am very thankful for them. also mariela sorry for saying you could be a teacher. love you besfrans. also, schlime schlatt: tell your bts lover of a sister to go jerk off in your garden or something idk. btw i wonder where we'll be in 10 years.

chub chub gang is so sexy. chub chub gang is elite. chub chub gang likes smarties. chub chub gang consists of a lesbian, a cishet, and a ??pansexual. all in all, chub chub gang is sooooooooo quirky. 🤪

by pissbaby67 December 25, 2020

Hug n Chub

When it has been so long since you have gotten any action you get a chubby from just hugging or kissing a girl. The situation is usually when you are either saying hello or goodbye. Usually leading to an awkward greeting or an embarrassing walk away at half-mass.

"Dude, it's been so long since I've had sex, I gave Jennifer a kiss good-bye and got the ol' hug n chub. As I walked to my car I had to tuck it in my waistband so no one could see it!"

by fizzle fizzle fizzle February 21, 2009

chubery

sweet, adorable, lovely

she is such a chubery monkey

by commodore gigglypants October 2, 2011

chubbaloped

A term used in online gaming to determine that someone got killed in a quick, violent, or unique fashion. It is a common warcraft term in the online game World of Warcraft.

Oh man I just chubbaloped that guy. He never even got a hit on me.

by Peteeat November 12, 2007

Chub Lord

A lord of chubbiness. A chubby person whose chubbiness is so epic that they have become a lord of the chub, ergo, a Chub Lord.

(Whilst looking in the mirror) "Oh my God I'm such a Chub Lord!"

by Space Ed August 14, 2017

slumber chub

The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.

If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.

by Zags fan September 5, 2014